Top 10 Rupauls Allstar Queens : The Queen sized edition!

So Rupauls Allstars season 2 is well and truly underway so we taken a moment to rank our queens from ten to one! Based on challenges, overall style and looks. We are reading these Queens and word of warning,  a spoiler alert is in action!

#10 Coco Montrese

Yes her look is less orange and is much more visually pleasing, but that first challenge to showcase talent – fail. The overall look was a no no for me.


#9 Adore Delano

Everyone had high hopes for this fan favourite with a stellar singing career outside of the contest. However the pressure got too much for her and I feel she gave up too quickly before she even gave herself a chance.


#8 Ginger Minj

This comedy queen came to play. Funny from the outset and in challenges. Looks wise was a bit of a let down when compared to other queens. A queen we expected far more from.


#7 Roxxxy Andrews

With a change of attitude (whether playing a game or not) but not much else, we are seeing Roxxxy fall middle to bottom of the pile, despite winning the first lip sync. She is providing us will a big ol’ meh, and yet e expected more from this fiesty woman. Can this thick and juicy girl pull it back. She did in season 5, can she repeat this?



#6 Phi Phi O’hara

The bitch is back! Whether it be editing or not girl, we are not here to slate her. Gaining momentum in the challenges and with killer looks on the runway this is certainly a fierce queen. However will she be remember for slaying bitchin’ or slaying the runway?

#5 Katya      

Crazy Katya is our middle of the road queen. Although amazing as Bjork in the snatch game the rest of he runways and challenge have been a little too bland and meh. Can this fan favourite rise to the top?


#4 Detox       wp-1474540827393.jpg 


With hilarious performances, iconic lip syncs and fashion worthy runways, Detox is hitting it. However the reason she does not hit our top 3 is the same reason as season 5. We feel she is not pushing it enough, and we  we always want more from this beautifully talented silicone wonder.


Yes! After the last elimination we would love to see Tatianna, Alyssa and Alaska in top 3!

Tatianna felt she had more to show and has grown most from her season. Repping the older seasons, we feel this queen deserves to go all the way to the final 3.  Alyssa Edwards seems to understand her stardom and comedy. Applied with a face of beauty,  we salute her. Alaska has always been a force to be reckoned with. Hilarious and devilishly devastating can this queen take the crown?



We’ve ranked them, now it is your turn! Do you agree with our pecking order? Let us know your thoughts! Now slay queens SLAAAY!

Martyn Out!

Top 10 Rupauls Allstar Queens : The Queen sized edition!

10 Reasons to Love… Regular Show

It was announced this week that Cartoon Network will be ending The Regular Show afterdownload-3 their current 8th season. The wacked up kids cartoon is a firm favourite amongst kids (and adults), and those who love the likes of Adventure Time and Amazing World of Gumball, also tune in to see Mordecai, Rigby and their odd posse on their bizarre adventures.  We thought we would look at 10 reasons at why this CN show will be one of your favourites in no time, and why we are all very said to see it come to and end.

It’s 11 minutes of bat shit insanity

Yes each episode has some form of a story line, however they are so out of this world you kind of question if there was any point. From random quips to then belting on 80’s classics, your mind becomes an explosion of  happiness and joy.

Skips is the big brother you secretly want

download-1Tough yeti Skips is always looking out for Rigby and Mordecai. In fact, he literally looks out for everyone in the show. From suffering heart ache, our beloved Skips is immortal. From going all mortal combat in fight scenes to being a good friend, we all want a Skips in our lives.

It’s Mighty Boosh for kids

Bare with me on this one. I understand it’s a fucking bold statement. Yes there are some innuendos for us so called grown ups, but it is targeted for kids. And for lovers of the good old Mighty Boosh, it’s worth the viewing pleasure. Random. Insane. Song and dance. As well as some strong looks. It’s the cartoon embodiment of The Boosh.

imagesIt mirrors our everyday life

Yes, even an out if this world show has some reality in it. The leads Mordecai and Rigby are constantly hooked to a gaming console, they are always eating crap and chucking sassy, bitchy quotes. Sums many of us up well. Haters gonna hate.

You cannot hate any character

From the green human Muscleman, ghostly fork to even the main characters, you want them all in your own posse. They are mental, funny and incorporate all the aspects of each of us in them (surprisingly I know!).

The reminiscing of the 80’s is rife

The creator J.G Quintel has made it clear he loves bringing back 80’s technology in Regular
 Show. From Rigby and Mordecai listening this_is_my_jam_1_2479-1to cassettes to to pay phones and VHS players. It gives us oldies a taste of nostalgia and makes kids go “What’s a cassette? All things which inevitably will be part of the mass revival of things a time past. I can certainly see myself dusting of the old VHS player and winding up so classic  Disney videos. 

The music is just perfection

The selection of classic tunes in this is undeniably brilliant. From Ballroom Blitz by  Sweet to Don’t You Forget About Me by Simple Minds, it’s a list of tracks even your parents would be proud of. Again this ties brilliantly with the 80 inspiration throughout. A flashback perfection.

Even the movie wasn’t a total disaster 

Now when TV shows do movies, they don’t tend to work too well. Fear not! The Regular Show actually didn’t do too shabby with theirs. Rigby and Mordecai must stop an evil lord from destroying the universe and end up in a cluster of obscure situations, which provides for a good hour of laughs.

download-4The positive messages this show gives

Yes it’s bloody madness but this kids programme does give out some pretty positive messages. Always be yourself, have trust in your friends and always have a good time. Granted it is through their own crazy way,but the messages are still there. Now, who said TV wasn’t educational? 

It’s won a freaking Emmy Award

I mean, anything that has one an award is always worth a watch right?

You can catch Regular Show every day on Cartoon Network though out the afternoon!

10 Reasons to Love… Regular Show

10 Reasons We Love…Archer

With a wide choice of “adult” cartoons about you are bound to of came across Archer -the misogynist spy show filled with booze, blood and derogatory quips. If you haven’t seen it, (where have you been hiding?) here are 10 reasons we love this highly addictive unconventional spy show.

1. Malorie’s Unmotherly Love

wp-1470768124800.jpgArcher’s mammy is one bitch. Yes, she sometimes shows her 1% loving side, but its her utter 2 fingers she throws up to her son we love. Let’s be honest, if she was loving, Archer wouldn’t be the cool spy he is. Or should we say he wouldn’t be the asshole he is today.

2. Ongoing Jokes

2 words – DAAAANNGEERRR ZOOONNNEEE. The shown has many ongoing1 jokes, however our favourite is when Archer cracks out the Kenny Loggins classic, and most famous song, Danger Zone. Priceless.

3. The Strange Attraction to Pam

So yes we have conventionally beautiful wp-1470770131953.gifLana, but Pam is where our heart lies. She can drink you under the table, eat into oblivion and is apparently mint in bed (according to Archer). She can also drive like a pro, wrestle for days on end and isn’t afraid to take a punch or 20. What’s not to love?

4. We All Know Someone Like Krieger

The crazed “doctor/scientist” is bat shit crazy, yet does break out some ingenious ideas. We all have that friend who is off their rocker but does speak a rare golden opportunity of sense now and again. Jazz hands.

5. Six Seasons in and We Are Still Hooked

Even when the did Archer Vice we were still hooked. The continous laughs we have even repeating and rewatching episodes, it’s a show that will never get old.

6. Brett Taking The Bullet – Constantly

wp-1470770057943.pngThis poor guy takes a beating, well, a bullet or 10 but for some reason we find ourselves shouting at the tv “God dammit Brett!”. He’s the annoying character that literally does nothing – we just shout at hm.

7. Cheryl-isms

Aah Cheryl. Or Charlene. Or whatever she likes to be called, is bat shit crazy. However she does come out with some cracking one liners. I mean, just like the gypsy woman said.

8. Continuity Nailed!

With the running quips, jokes, and even referring back to previous episodes, Archer has one of the things adult cartoons have – continuity. Long may it continue.

9. The Powerhouse that is Lana Kane

She’s fierce. She’s hot. She’s a force to be wp-1470770042815.pngmessed with. She is, Lana Kane. Having relations with both Archer and Cyril, she has them at her beck and call. The other girls in the office also try to stay on her good side. Unless your Cheryl and enjoy being choked, then Lana’s man hands are perfect.

10. What’s Not to Love?

Booze. Sex. Fighting. Sarcasm. Need we say more really?


Marty & Mossy out xoxo

10 Reasons We Love…Archer